'My daughters call theirs a cookie.' - Cynthia.

'Penis and buh-gina because we haven't gotten the V sound yet.' - Natasha.

'I teach my 2 and 3-year-old kids that they have private parts, but they call it 'pollyharps.'' - Jessi.'My son calls his penis his willie winkle.' - Valerie.'We teach him the correct terms but he says 'teenis' and everyone has one, no matter the gender.' - Rene.'My boys know the correct term for male and female body parts, but they prefer to call their penis a bird.' - Jessica.'My daughters call theirs, their 'lady parts' and my son started calling his a 'binky.' He came up with that name on his own and I don't know why.' - Carol.and he informed me a few months ago that his baby sister has a 'frump' because she's a girl.' - Shelby 'My son dubbed his penis his 'wee wee' a long time ago all on his own.'One of my friends' daughter says 'fine China' instead of vagina.'' - Shelby.'When my boys were little they couldn't get the v sound out so it was a fagina until we got the right sound.' - Irene.'The boys know they have a penis, but they say mom is the only one with a 'Va China.'' - Erin.Pee Pee for peeing in his pants.' - Carissa Pee Pee and when he was potty training, he would get really mad at Mr. It's kind of awkward because she has a cousin named Nina.' - Beth

'My oldest called hers a 'nina' and I'm not sure why.She saw dad naked and asked why his was different and just started calling it a wink-wink.' - Erika ' little girl sat down at the table looked right up at me and pointed at my crotch and said, 'You gotta big ol' tootie!'' - Dae.'One of my girls, when she was little, used to call her privates fat china.' - Christie.And I have to admit, I find it amusing.' - Jessica 'We use the medical terms but my son uses the Yiddish word for penis as well, which is Schmeckle.'My daughter was taught proper terminology, but said she didn't like those words! So she decided on hoohah and diddly doo!' - Tracy.'While my children do know the correct names, my daughter switches from punani, front butt, or flower.'Our 2 year old calls a vagina a 'China' and thanks to his father, a penis is a 'Wanga.'' - Emma.So one night he told me that I have a paginus!' - Stacie 'My youngest got the penis but couldn't pronounce vagina correctly.My son calls his, his wing dang doodle.' - Kristen 'My little girl started off calling it her tooty fruity, but now it's just tooty.'My son calls his balls his turtles.' - Alicia.Could you imagine if she said vagina? Poor guy was minding his own business looking at pasta sauce.' - Starr After one of our good touch bad touch talks she looked at some random at the grocery store and firmly told him 'No, you can't touch my jajay.' He looked at us like we were crazy. 'My daughter called it jajay and I'm glad she did.With our daughter, she began calling hers her front butt.' - Laura 'We tried penis but it came out peanut and that just stuck.excitedly announced that she would call hers princess purple!' - Tara 'My two young daughters were arguing over whether their parts were called a 'wee' or 'giney' and I told them they can each call them whatever they'd like.We asked our readers what names their little ones use when referring to their sex organs, and 32 real moms shared some creative - and hysterical! - options that only a child could come up with. Whether you've tried to use proper terminology for male and female anatomy but it got lost in your child's attempts at pronunciation or one of their nicknames for their private parts happened to stick, it's hard not to laugh at some of the funny terms kiddos use instead of penis and vagina. From front butt and ding dong to fagina and bird, some kids certainly have interesting names for their genitals.

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